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May 11, 2010
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Breaking news: Gordon Brown to make a statement to confirm collapse of Lab-LibDem talks, blame Sue Nye.
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May 11, 2010
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Breaking news: In line with constitutional precedent, Cabinet Secretary checks inventory, confirms Brown will get his damage deposit back.
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Breaking news: Brown ready to hand in resignation to Queen but just needs a little more time to sew prawns into the curtains.
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Gordon Brown should tease the Skycopter by popping out every now and then to put the bins out or have a fag break.
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Guardian headline: "Cornwall toasts reindeer birth." Mmmm. Toasted newborn Cornish reindeer. Yummy with salad and a fresh baguette.
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May 11, 2010
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Alan Johnson thinks it would have been "self-indulgent" for Labour NOT to try and cling onto power. Meanwhile, back on Planet Earth...
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I've always liked the way people use the word "professional" to make the bollocks they do seem reputable, as in 'media professional'.
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May 11, 2010
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PR won't work if LibDem leader is going to have his legs taken out from under him by his party. Party's rules need change as much as UK's.
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May 10, 2010
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Wondering if it's worth enduring Ed Balls as PM just to see if other world leaders can say "Mr Balls" and keep a straight face.
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May 10, 2010
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Clegg is talking to Labour to get concessions from the Tories. Boulton flipped his nut for the ratings. Both appear to have succeeded.
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