May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Gordon Brown to make a statement to confirm collapse of Lab-LibDem talks, blame Sue Nye. via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: In line with constitutional precedent, Cabinet Secretary checks inventory, confirms Brown will get his damage deposit back. via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Brown ready to hand in resignation to Queen but just needs a little more time to sew prawns into the curtains. via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Gordon Brown should tease the Skycopter by popping out every now and then to put the bins out or have a fag break. via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Guardian headline: "Cornwall toasts reindeer birth." Mmmm. Toasted newborn Cornish reindeer. Yummy with salad and a fresh baguette. via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Alan Johnson thinks it would have been "self-indulgent" for Labour NOT to try and cling onto power. Meanwhile, back on Planet Earth... via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I've always liked the way people use the word "professional" to make the bollocks they do seem reputable, as in 'media professional'. via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost PR won't work if LibDem leader is going to have his legs taken out from under him by his party. Party's rules need change as much as UK's. via Ping.fm
May 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Wondering if it's worth enduring Ed Balls as PM just to see if other world leaders can say "Mr Balls" and keep a straight face. via Ping.fm
May 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Clegg is talking to Labour to get concessions from the Tories. Boulton flipped his nut for the ratings. Both appear to have succeeded. via Ping.fm