May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Wonder where the Browns are staying the night tonight. My money's on the Euston Travelodge, don't know why. via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Guy on the moped in front of Cameron's car is going "what the f....?!!" via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Cameron texting Boris Johnson: "sort out these bloody traffic lights, will you?" via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Cameron stuck in traffic. Special Branch officers out of their car to tell a tourist to fuck off. via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost BBC helicopter following random Jaguars around Whitehall. Priceless. via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Cats wondering why I don't get up from the telly and feed them. "Austerity measures," I tell them. via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Cameron needs to get to the Palace soon. The Queen can only be activated for half an hour or she needs rebooting. via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Brown recommends to Queen that she invite Caroline Lucas to form a government, just to see if she's paying attention. via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Brown's meeting with Queen is taking longer than expected. Perhaps she's demanding further concessions. via Ping.fm
May 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Dimblebore too polite to marvel at how unspeakably ugly Buckingham Palace is. via Ping.fm