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May 20, 2010
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Breaking news: World's media goes crazy as scientists at the Venter Institute create what appears to be a small, blue nipple.
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May 20, 2010
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Dilemma: do I call the straw man and look like an idiot for failing to find the straw, or quietly just go and find another straw man?
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May 20, 2010
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Olympic mascot design tip: When someone in the room says "how about making them one-eyed?" you've had too many brainstorming sessions.
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May 20, 2010
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Straw man said he'd leave my bale in a barn by a gate. It's a f*cking farm - to me, it's nothing but barns and gates! #danielfail
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May 19, 2010
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I know it's childish, but can we please call the Olympic mascots Hemlock and Mandelson. Can we? Can we? Can we? Pleeease.
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May 19, 2010
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Left a phone message with a man selling straw. Dead mouse sent to the great landfill in the sky. I know you appreciate these updates.
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May 19, 2010
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I need to read the news more carefully. I could have sworn John Bercow was confirmed as Olympic mascot just the other day.
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May 19, 2010
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I am actually going to have to do something about that mouse. I had hoped it was sleeping, but it is quite definitely dead.
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May 19, 2010
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An actual US political TV ad; sublime. http://ping.fm/07wxF
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May 19, 2010
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Watching a Nick Clegg speech has to be the pinnacle of the art of procrastination. Really need to go and get some straw now.
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