May 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: World's media goes crazy as scientists at the Venter Institute create what appears to be a small, blue nipple. via Ping.fm
May 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Dilemma: do I call the straw man and look like an idiot for failing to find the straw, or quietly just go and find another straw man? via Ping.fm
May 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Olympic mascot design tip: When someone in the room says "how about making them one-eyed?" you've had too many brainstorming sessions. via Ping.fm
May 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Straw man said he'd leave my bale in a barn by a gate. It's a f*cking farm - to me, it's nothing but barns and gates! #danielfail via Ping.fm
May 19, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I know it's childish, but can we please call the Olympic mascots Hemlock and Mandelson. Can we? Can we? Can we? Pleeease. via Ping.fm
May 19, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Left a phone message with a man selling straw. Dead mouse sent to the great landfill in the sky. I know you appreciate these updates. via Ping.fm
May 19, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I need to read the news more carefully. I could have sworn John Bercow was confirmed as Olympic mascot just the other day. via Ping.fm
May 19, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I am actually going to have to do something about that mouse. I had hoped it was sleeping, but it is quite definitely dead. via Ping.fm
May 19, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost An actual US political TV ad; sublime. http://ping.fm/07wxF via Ping.fm
May 19, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Watching a Nick Clegg speech has to be the pinnacle of the art of procrastination. Really need to go and get some straw now. via Ping.fm