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June 4, 2010
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Mrs O struggling to explain to a BT customer service muppet the technicalities of BT's services, which she knows more about than him.
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June 4, 2010
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Dear BBC: this is self-promotion, not news. You still have no idea what the difference is, do you? http://ping.fm/mynju
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June 3, 2010
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I see that Rick Lazio has been given the chance to end the decade as he began it: having his ass handed to him in an election.
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June 3, 2010
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H G Wells was a visionary genius for predicting that aliens, bent on the destruction of humanity, would start in Woking.
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June 3, 2010
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Thinking of setting myself up as a demotivational speaker. Seems like a market that has yet to be fully exploited.
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June 3, 2010
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I blame the spiders.
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June 3, 2010
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Avram Grant at West Ham. Fru Hazlitt at ITV. There's a joke in there somewhere.
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June 2, 2010
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Seriously: why would you sign a contract saying that, when the inevitable happens, you have to stump up £16m? http://ping.fm/SV4uG
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June 2, 2010
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Dear Liverpool FC: save yourself some money. I'll not work for you for £2.5m.
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June 2, 2010
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Disappointed that Patrick Stewart didn't collect his knighthood in Starfleet dress uniform.
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