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June 11, 2010
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Turns out passport office have not lost baby's birth certificate - they suggested they had just to get my attention. Morons.
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June 10, 2010
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BBC Sports online headline right now: "South Africa ready for World Cup." That's fortunate.
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June 10, 2010
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Fucking fuckwits at the fucking passport office have lost baby's fucking birth certificate. I'm fucking angry about it, can you tell?
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June 8, 2010
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Considering pitching a Night Garden script idea: Makka Pakka, a high-powered rifle, a telescopic sight and Upsy Daisy. Think it could work?
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June 7, 2010
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Jobs: if you spent lots of money on an iPhone that's now redundant then "boohoo, I'm so f*cking sorry," and then he played a little violin.
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June 7, 2010
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I will tell my son I remember when they would wait until after the end credits before telling you what's next and it will BLOW HIS MIND!
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June 6, 2010
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He may not much like Bagpuss or Trumpton but 'Brief Encounter' held baby's attention for a surprisingly long time. #middleclassbaby
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June 5, 2010
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So, the Americans get our Queen's *fake* birthday wrong, and they're the ones who feel embarrassed? http://ping.fm/VHEvf
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June 4, 2010
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Andy Hamilton was OK. To be honest, he was a little disappointing. Not bad, as such. But a bit flat and not actually that funny. Sorry.
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June 4, 2010
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Mrs O and I are off to cough and sniffle our way through Andy Hamilton's show in Barnstaple, which I'm sure he'll appreciate.
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