June 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Turns out passport office have not lost baby's birth certificate - they suggested they had just to get my attention. Morons. via Ping.fm
June 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost BBC Sports online headline right now: "South Africa ready for World Cup." That's fortunate. via Ping.fm
June 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Fucking fuckwits at the fucking passport office have lost baby's fucking birth certificate. I'm fucking angry about it, can you tell? via Ping.fm
June 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Considering pitching a Night Garden script idea: Makka Pakka, a high-powered rifle, a telescopic sight and Upsy Daisy. Think it could work? via Ping.fm
June 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Jobs: if you spent lots of money on an iPhone that's now redundant then "boohoo, I'm so f*cking sorry," and then he played a little violin. via Ping.fm
June 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I will tell my son I remember when they would wait until after the end credits before telling you what's next and it will BLOW HIS MIND! via Ping.fm
June 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost He may not much like Bagpuss or Trumpton but 'Brief Encounter' held baby's attention for a surprisingly long time. #middleclassbaby via Ping.fm
June 5, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost So, the Americans get our Queen's *fake* birthday wrong, and they're the ones who feel embarrassed? http://ping.fm/VHEvf via Ping.fm
June 4, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Andy Hamilton was OK. To be honest, he was a little disappointing. Not bad, as such. But a bit flat and not actually that funny. Sorry. via Ping.fm
June 4, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Mrs O and I are off to cough and sniffle our way through Andy Hamilton's show in Barnstaple, which I'm sure he'll appreciate. via Ping.fm