June 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost If I start drinking now, I might just get drunk enough to start inserting the third syllable into the middle of "England" by full time. via Ping.fm
June 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost For various reasons, I have watched most of the play in the World Cup, but missed every single one of the goals. Arsearsearse. via Ping.fm
June 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Finally worked out that my World Cup wall chart has game times in local (South African) time, which is why I keep missing the first half. via Ping.fm
June 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost The chavification of baby begins. I've dressed him in an England shirt. For later games I may attach him to the outside of my car. via Ping.fm
June 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Mexico are like the villains in a Bond movie: lots of shots, terrible aim. #worldcup via Ping.fm
June 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Other countries' national anthems always sound so wacky and random - and don't the Mexicans have an interesting salute? #worldcup via Ping.fm
June 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost When the IOC guy opens the London Olympics, do you think he'll say "the spirit of Tony Blair is here tonight"? #worldcup via Ping.fm
June 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Is there a TV sports presenter anywhere else in the world as dull and lifeless as Jim Rosenthal? #itv #worldcup via Ping.fm
June 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Whoever at ITV decided to plonk an ad break right in the middle of the #worldcup opening ceremony: you're going on my list. via Ping.fm
June 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost ITV really is a miserable, shambolic excuse for a TV channel these days. #worldcup via Ping.fm