June 18, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Going to put baby to bed now, so I can start drinking. #prioritiesofagreatdad via Ping.fm
June 18, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: BP's Tony Hayward to hand over Gulf operations to someone who gives a damn. via Ping.fm
June 18, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Add Slovenia to the list of teams England don't want to face later in the #worldcup. Oh, wait, hang on. via Ping.fm
June 18, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Why do Absolute Radio think I don't want 80s music on Ab80s at breakfast, but do want O'Connell, who I can hear on regular Absolute anyway? via Ping.fm
June 18, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Yesterday I bet a tenner on Germany to win this #worldcup. I am either an idiot or, possibly, a curse. via Ping.fm
June 18, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Baffled and amused in equal measure by habit of #worldcup commentators to say "fisted" when they mean "punched". via Ping.fm
June 17, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: BP's Tony Hayward tells Congress that Gulf leak was deliberate, more will follow if they don't accede to his demands. via Ping.fm
June 17, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: BP chairman Svanberg apologises for calling Gulf residents "small people"; explains he meant to say "peasants". via Ping.fm
June 17, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost There appears to be nothing in the house to have for lunch. #badhousehusband via Ping.fm
June 17, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Is there any combination of results that would see N Korea play S Korea? Would be interesting to see them mine the centre circle. #worldcup via Ping.fm