June 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Gary Lineker turning an increasingly implausible shade of golden brown. Does the BBC pay someone to baste him between games? via Ping.fm
June 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Who says movies don't affect behaviour? Mrs O, watching 'Chocolat', craves chocolate. Whenever I watch 'Chicken Run', I crave chicken pie. via Ping.fm
June 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Baby too young to care that it's Father's Day. My own father too cynical. Thankfully I have beer and venison sausages. Happy dad's day, all. via Ping.fm
June 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost It could be worse. We could be France. #worldcup #silverlining via Ping.fm
June 19, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Of course I have no interest in Chris Huhne's private life and of course I have Google image-searched all involved. #onlyhuman via Ping.fm
June 19, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost After maybe two weeks of being illness-free, baby's coughing suggests another round of nursery germ roulette has been played. via Ping.fm
June 19, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost What can I do with minced beef that's not burgers, chilli, cottage pie or spag bol? via Ping.fm
June 18, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I have three words for the England team: Thousand Island dressing. (I never said they would be helpful words.) via Ping.fm
June 18, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Is it possible that none of the England players can understand a single word Capello says, but are too polite to say anything? via Ping.fm
June 18, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Algeria beat England 0-0. #worldcup #arsebiscuits via Ping.fm