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June 25, 2010
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On the positive side, the ironing pile is now so large it's probably mortgageable. On the negative side, it'll need under-pinning.
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June 25, 2010
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Breaking news: iPhone 4 users angry that the device, which looks so cool and is so expensive, may also work properly if held correctly.
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June 24, 2010
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Technological progress can lead to unexpected problems. For example: now TVs are all flat screen, where do we put photos of our children?
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June 24, 2010
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I missed most of the Mahut-Isner match, but I assume it will be out on a DVD boxset by Christmas.
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June 24, 2010
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Breaking news: Tony Blair to go to #Wimbledon to attempt a negotiated settlement between #Mahut and #Isner.
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June 24, 2010
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I don't know what "Italy are in the shit" is in Italian, but they are. #worldcup
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June 24, 2010
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I don't know why but I just don't want to think about what deodorant Eric Cantona uses.
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June 24, 2010
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Someone who won't stop talking about their pet rodent eating rosemary and oregano has gerbil herbal verbal diarrhoea.
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June 24, 2010
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Call me old-fashioned but I think national heads of government should have better things to do than welcome each other to Twitter.
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June 24, 2010
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It appears that no one's life is more easily fulfilled than an Apple fan's. All they need is a shiny new toy and a queue to join to buy it.
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