June 25, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost On the positive side, the ironing pile is now so large it's probably mortgageable. On the negative side, it'll need under-pinning. via Ping.fm
June 25, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: iPhone 4 users angry that the device, which looks so cool and is so expensive, may also work properly if held correctly. via Ping.fm
June 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Technological progress can lead to unexpected problems. For example: now TVs are all flat screen, where do we put photos of our children? via Ping.fm
June 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I missed most of the Mahut-Isner match, but I assume it will be out on a DVD boxset by Christmas. via Ping.fm
June 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Tony Blair to go to #Wimbledon to attempt a negotiated settlement between #Mahut and #Isner. via Ping.fm
June 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I don't know what "Italy are in the shit" is in Italian, but they are. #worldcup via Ping.fm
June 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I don't know why but I just don't want to think about what deodorant Eric Cantona uses. via Ping.fm
June 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Someone who won't stop talking about their pet rodent eating rosemary and oregano has gerbil herbal verbal diarrhoea. via Ping.fm
June 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Call me old-fashioned but I think national heads of government should have better things to do than welcome each other to Twitter. via Ping.fm
June 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost It appears that no one's life is more easily fulfilled than an Apple fan's. All they need is a shiny new toy and a queue to join to buy it. via Ping.fm