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July 1, 2010
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Quinny Zapp has arrived. Definitely *way* cooler than an iPhone.
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June 30, 2010
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You know you watch too much CBeebies when you start imagining a horrific mid-air collision between piplings and Pinky Ponk. Oh the humanity!
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June 30, 2010
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In today's alternative Night Garden: Upsy Daisy's bed runs over her, breaking her legs, and she is slowly eaten alive by Pontipines.
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June 30, 2010
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There are men in my house doing building work-y type things. I am cowering upstairs, intimidated by their dustsheets and power tools.
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June 30, 2010
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"There is an old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China."
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June 30, 2010
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I know it's financially motivated, but it's still extraordinary that it should be the Tories being smart rather than 'tough' on prisons.
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June 29, 2010
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Print media is alive and well. Just try killing a daddy-long-legs with a rolled up website.
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June 29, 2010
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Headline said "Capello receives Gartside backing"; I assumed it was a brutal form of corporal punishment but it's a bloke called Gartside.
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June 29, 2010
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I had to look up the name of the thing that's making the incessant, dull, monotone droning noise during the football. It's 'Jim Beglin'.
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June 29, 2010
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When ITV does its 'highlights of the World Cup' video montage, will it include the bit where they missed an England goal to play an ad?
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