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July 14, 2010
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A local radio ad begins: "Are you in pain?" My answer: yes, but only because I'm listening to local radio ads.
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July 13, 2010
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A parish lengthsman does minor carriageway and roadside repairs. I no longer want this job. I do still want the pickup truck, though.
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July 13, 2010
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To the tune of 'Wichita Lineman': "I am a Lengthsman for the Pari-i-i-i-i-sh / And I drive the main road..."
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July 13, 2010
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Don't know what he does but I saw a pickup truck identifying a man as 'Parish Lengthsman' and I want to do that job.
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July 13, 2010
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Breaking news: Jon Gaunt loses High Court case against Ofcom radio regulation Nazis.
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July 13, 2010
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Just back from an anniversary lunch in Cornwall. Lovely county. It'll be great when it's finished.
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July 13, 2010
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Traditionalists object to female bishops in Church of England because only men are really any good at moving diagonally.
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July 12, 2010
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Spent a sunny afternoon being reminded of why I so profoundly, utterly and completely hate, loathe and detest the National Trust.
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July 12, 2010
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I have established that nasturtiums are no more difficult to grow than they were when I last grew some about 30 years ago.
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July 11, 2010
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If you doubt how dangerous insomnia can be, I'm up at 1.15am Googling "how to grow nasturtiums" and "how to use a rotavator".
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