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July 20, 2010
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In real life, when you kiss a frog the most you can expect is a happier frog. Frogs are notoriously unsentimental, so that's an achievement.
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July 20, 2010
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Guardian headline: "How -50C freeze devastated nomads' way of life." I'm guessing it's something to do with being too cold.
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July 20, 2010
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Working on an idea for a Five/CBeebies spin-off co-production - 'CSI: Night Garden'. "Someone's cleaned all the residue off these stones."
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July 20, 2010
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As they say in Klingon: Perhaps today *is* a good day to defrost those prawns. #middleclassklingonsayings
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July 20, 2010
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Wondering at what age I, too, will lose the ability to realise that my shopping trolley is in everyone's way.
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July 20, 2010
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"Artists representation of what the CIWS laser beam looks like which, in reality, is invisible." Not a very good artist, then. http://ping.fm/dvZUH
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July 20, 2010
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Asked the supermarket to correct a bit of false labelling that has been bugging me for weeks. You can take the boy out of the regulator...
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July 19, 2010
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Is it me, or is the BBC online news story about NHS targets illustrated with a picture of a newborn baby having its anus examined?
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July 19, 2010
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Breaking news: RMT begins annual ritual of balloting members on an extra summer holiday.
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July 19, 2010
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After many years of being an amateur curmudgeon, I'm thinking of going pro.
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