July 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost In real life, when you kiss a frog the most you can expect is a happier frog. Frogs are notoriously unsentimental, so that's an achievement. via Ping.fm
July 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Guardian headline: "How -50C freeze devastated nomads' way of life." I'm guessing it's something to do with being too cold. via Ping.fm
July 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Working on an idea for a Five/CBeebies spin-off co-production - 'CSI: Night Garden'. "Someone's cleaned all the residue off these stones." via Ping.fm
July 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost As they say in Klingon: Perhaps today *is* a good day to defrost those prawns. #middleclassklingonsayings via Ping.fm
July 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Wondering at what age I, too, will lose the ability to realise that my shopping trolley is in everyone's way. via Ping.fm
July 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost "Artists representation of what the CIWS laser beam looks like which, in reality, is invisible." Not a very good artist, then. http://ping.fm/dvZUH via Ping.fm
July 20, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Asked the supermarket to correct a bit of false labelling that has been bugging me for weeks. You can take the boy out of the regulator... via Ping.fm
July 19, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Is it me, or is the BBC online news story about NHS targets illustrated with a picture of a newborn baby having its anus examined? via Ping.fm
July 19, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: RMT begins annual ritual of balloting members on an extra summer holiday. via Ping.fm
July 19, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost After many years of being an amateur curmudgeon, I'm thinking of going pro. via Ping.fm