July 26, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Right-handers are boring. We southpaws are moody, complex and difficult. What parent doesn't want a child like that? via Ping.fm
July 26, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breakthrough as baby attempts to draw with, rather than eat, his crayons. I'm disappointed that he appears to be right-handed, though. via Ping.fm
July 26, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Warning: do not use oven cleaner in a small, enclosed space. Like an oven. #cough #splutter via Ping.fm
July 25, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Starting to worry about the impact of our building work on the chickens' mental health. They're going out of their tiny little chicken minds via Ping.fm
July 25, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I know it's juvenile, but I discovered there's a place in Cornwall called Crackington Haven and I've been giggling about it all morning. via Ping.fm
July 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Single malt whisky + 85% dark chocolate = a seriously good way to end an evening. via Ping.fm
July 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I can't believe we're on our 7th generation of Windows and Microsoft still hasn't worked out we want to be able to cheat in Solitaire. via Ping.fm
July 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost It's not that he's a porn merchant that bothers me about Richard Desmond. It's that it's such incredibly bad porn. via Ping.fm
July 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Dear film & cinema industry: 3D is a gimmick that makes movies shit to watch. Please stop foisting it on me. via Ping.fm
July 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I resent the suggestion that I left university with the wrong skills. I left there with no skills at all. #proudamericanstudiesgraduate via Ping.fm