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July 26, 2010
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Right-handers are boring. We southpaws are moody, complex and difficult. What parent doesn't want a child like that?
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July 26, 2010
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Breakthrough as baby attempts to draw with, rather than eat, his crayons. I'm disappointed that he appears to be right-handed, though.
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July 26, 2010
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Warning: do not use oven cleaner in a small, enclosed space. Like an oven. #cough #splutter
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July 25, 2010
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Starting to worry about the impact of our building work on the chickens' mental health. They're going out of their tiny little chicken minds
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July 25, 2010
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I know it's juvenile, but I discovered there's a place in Cornwall called Crackington Haven and I've been giggling about it all morning.
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July 24, 2010
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Single malt whisky + 85% dark chocolate = a seriously good way to end an evening.
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July 24, 2010
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I can't believe we're on our 7th generation of Windows and Microsoft still hasn't worked out we want to be able to cheat in Solitaire.
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July 24, 2010
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It's not that he's a porn merchant that bothers me about Richard Desmond. It's that it's such incredibly bad porn.
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July 24, 2010
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Dear film & cinema industry: 3D is a gimmick that makes movies shit to watch. Please stop foisting it on me.
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July 24, 2010
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I resent the suggestion that I left university with the wrong skills. I left there with no skills at all. #proudamericanstudiesgraduate
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