August 4, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I don't remember seeing the job ad for Brain of Britain host. It's all about who you know with the bloody BBC, isn't it? via Ping.fm
August 4, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Too many builders. Nowhere to lie down in the house that's out of view. Might opt for the floor behind some furniture. via Ping.fm
August 4, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Wondering how many cows it takes to upholster, say, a 3-seater sofa. via Ping.fm
August 4, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost North Devon has the most amazing beaches, by the way. Think California, but without the tofu. via Ping.fm
August 4, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Took a sack of chicken feed to the beach the other day. Long story. via Ping.fm
August 3, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Humans eating cows isn't much of a food 'chain' is it? Perhaps it should be: "cloned cow becomes food email". via Ping.fm
August 3, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost "Hello. I'd like to see how quickly your bottom tans. All for scientific research, you understand." http://ping.fm/53bFn via Ping.fm
August 3, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Tempted to abandon social networking and keep you all updated by hand-written letter. Not all of you. I don't even know who some of you are. via Ping.fm
August 3, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Bored of Twitter and Facebook. Ready for the next thing. via Ping.fm
August 1, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Want to lose ten pounds without fad diets or exercise? Buy ten lottery tickets. #nothelpful via Ping.fm