danieljowen's posterous

Daniel Owen


Daniel Owen's profile »
Subscribe via RSS
August 4, 2010
  • Edit
  • Delete
  • Tags
  • Autopost
I don't remember seeing the job ad for Brain of Britain host. It's all about who you know with the bloody BBC, isn't it?
via Ping.fm
  • 0 responses
  • Like
  • Comment
August 4, 2010
  • Edit
  • Delete
  • Tags
  • Autopost
Too many builders. Nowhere to lie down in the house that's out of view. Might opt for the floor behind some furniture.
via Ping.fm
  • 0 responses
  • Like
  • Comment
August 4, 2010
  • Edit
  • Delete
  • Tags
  • Autopost
Wondering how many cows it takes to upholster, say, a 3-seater sofa.
via Ping.fm
  • 0 responses
  • Like
  • Comment
August 4, 2010
  • Edit
  • Delete
  • Tags
  • Autopost
North Devon has the most amazing beaches, by the way. Think California, but without the tofu.
via Ping.fm
  • 0 responses
  • Like
  • Comment
August 4, 2010
  • Edit
  • Delete
  • Tags
  • Autopost
Took a sack of chicken feed to the beach the other day. Long story.
via Ping.fm
  • 0 responses
  • Like
  • Comment
August 3, 2010
  • Edit
  • Delete
  • Tags
  • Autopost
Humans eating cows isn't much of a food 'chain' is it? Perhaps it should be: "cloned cow becomes food email".
via Ping.fm
  • 0 responses
  • Like
  • Comment
August 3, 2010
  • Edit
  • Delete
  • Tags
  • Autopost
"Hello. I'd like to see how quickly your bottom tans. All for scientific research, you understand." http://ping.fm/53bFn
via Ping.fm
  • 0 responses
  • Like
  • Comment
August 3, 2010
  • Edit
  • Delete
  • Tags
  • Autopost
Tempted to abandon social networking and keep you all updated by hand-written letter. Not all of you. I don't even know who some of you are.
via Ping.fm
  • 0 responses
  • Like
  • Comment
August 3, 2010
  • Edit
  • Delete
  • Tags
  • Autopost
Bored of Twitter and Facebook. Ready for the next thing.
via Ping.fm
  • 0 responses
  • Like
  • Comment
August 1, 2010
  • Edit
  • Delete
  • Tags
  • Autopost
Want to lose ten pounds without fad diets or exercise? Buy ten lottery tickets. #nothelpful
via Ping.fm
  • 0 responses
  • Like
  • Comment
« Previous 1 2 … 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 … 222 223 Next »