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August 6, 2010
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New oil tank fitted. Digger curmudgeon busy transforming the garden, accompanied by the most lovely springer spaniel.
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August 6, 2010
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Breaking news: Manufacturer confirms that Soylent Green *is* the human food chain.
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August 6, 2010
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Trying to think of football teams with more unfortunate names than 'Young Boys'. All I've got so far is 'Sunderland'.
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August 6, 2010
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Another day, another foul-tempered curmudgeon in a digger.
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August 6, 2010
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Breaking news: Media frenzy as state-subsidised RBS profits enter HUMAN FOOD CHAIN!!
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August 4, 2010
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About to separate my LinkedIn status updates from all the others, so switch to @danieljowen on Twitter if you only follow me on LinkedIn.
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August 4, 2010
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Warning: it is highly likely that more cloned cows will be allowed to enter the news chain.
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August 4, 2010
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Working on an action movie idea where Tom Cruise plays a Food Standards Agency investigator, chasing cows up and down the food chain.
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August 4, 2010
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Dear media: they didn't dip the cow in f*cking plutonium, ffs - they cloned it. It'll be exactly the same as the one it was cloned from.
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August 4, 2010
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Breaking news: Cloned cow strays into human food chain causing collision and 12-meal pile up. Obese children called in to help clean-up.
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