August 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost New oil tank fitted. Digger curmudgeon busy transforming the garden, accompanied by the most lovely springer spaniel. via Ping.fm
August 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Manufacturer confirms that Soylent Green *is* the human food chain. via Ping.fm
August 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Trying to think of football teams with more unfortunate names than 'Young Boys'. All I've got so far is 'Sunderland'. via Ping.fm
August 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Another day, another foul-tempered curmudgeon in a digger. via Ping.fm
August 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Media frenzy as state-subsidised RBS profits enter HUMAN FOOD CHAIN!! via Ping.fm
August 4, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost About to separate my LinkedIn status updates from all the others, so switch to @danieljowen on Twitter if you only follow me on LinkedIn. via Ping.fm
August 4, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Warning: it is highly likely that more cloned cows will be allowed to enter the news chain. via Ping.fm
August 4, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Working on an action movie idea where Tom Cruise plays a Food Standards Agency investigator, chasing cows up and down the food chain. via Ping.fm
August 4, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Dear media: they didn't dip the cow in f*cking plutonium, ffs - they cloned it. It'll be exactly the same as the one it was cloned from. via Ping.fm
August 4, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Cloned cow strays into human food chain causing collision and 12-meal pile up. Obese children called in to help clean-up. via Ping.fm