August 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Listening to David Cameron pretending he has the slightest interest in football makes me feel just a little queasy. via Ping.fm
August 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost "Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums. It hums for thee." Jack Ziegler via Ping.fm
August 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Officials confirm that a third cow entered the human food chain, but didn't find anything she liked, so left again. via Ping.fm
August 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Chickens definitely not coping well with the stress of our building work. Eggs pale and bland, and Dolley's broody for 3rd time in a year. via Ping.fm
August 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Anyone in N Devon recommend good garden centres (not St John's)? #middleclass #middleaged #killmenow via Ping.fm
August 9, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost If my fate were in the hands of Naomi Campbell and Mia Farrow, I imagine my reputation as a brutal warlord would diminish amongst my peers. via Ping.fm
August 9, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost As approximations of Hell go, the Barnstaple Tescos must be gunning for some kind of award. via Ping.fm
August 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Labour Party activists demand that Anne Milton change her name to something that rhymes with 'snatcher'. via Ping.fm
August 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost People who smoke around children should be put into stocks and have chicken shit thrown at them. via Ping.fm
August 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Dear @twitter: your 'who to follow' thingummy is cack. You should consider 'who to unfollow'. That would be useful. via Ping.fm