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August 12, 2010
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Listening to David Cameron pretending he has the slightest interest in football makes me feel just a little queasy.
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August 11, 2010
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"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums. It hums for thee." Jack Ziegler
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August 11, 2010
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Breaking news: Officials confirm that a third cow entered the human food chain, but didn't find anything she liked, so left again.
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August 10, 2010
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Chickens definitely not coping well with the stress of our building work. Eggs pale and bland, and Dolley's broody for 3rd time in a year.
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August 10, 2010
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Anyone in N Devon recommend good garden centres (not St John's)? #middleclass #middleaged #killmenow
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August 9, 2010
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If my fate were in the hands of Naomi Campbell and Mia Farrow, I imagine my reputation as a brutal warlord would diminish amongst my peers.
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August 9, 2010
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As approximations of Hell go, the Barnstaple Tescos must be gunning for some kind of award.
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August 8, 2010
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Breaking news: Labour Party activists demand that Anne Milton change her name to something that rhymes with 'snatcher'.
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August 8, 2010
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People who smoke around children should be put into stocks and have chicken shit thrown at them.
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August 7, 2010
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Dear @twitter: your 'who to follow' thingummy is cack. You should consider 'who to unfollow'. That would be useful.
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