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August 25, 2010
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Bored. Boredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored. B-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-r-e-d. Bored.
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August 25, 2010
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Pardon my language, but there's really no other way of saying it: it's absolutely pissing it down today.
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August 24, 2010
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With the final demise of Big Brother every man, woman and child in the country will miraculously be 2 IQ points smarter tomorrow.
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August 24, 2010
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Round here, I'm pretty sure it *is* an offence to put a cat in a wheelie bin. They're not recyclable, you see, so should go in black sacks.
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August 24, 2010
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American cuisine will never amount to much as long as their recipes insist on using cups and Fahrenheit.
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August 24, 2010
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Remembering a Golden Age in schooling when an A grade in GCSE Geography was enough to get you into Cambridge and fast tracked into MI5.
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August 23, 2010
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If you should ever doubt the ingenuity of the ancient Greeks, remember: they invented olives.
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August 23, 2010
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Do you think a phobia of worms would be a handicap if I wanted to pursue a career in horticulture?
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August 23, 2010
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Unaccompanied children should, of course, really be stowed under the seat or in overhead lockers. http://ping.fm/Weu1d
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August 23, 2010
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I keep reading headlines about half a billion eggs recalled. Given how similar they are, that's quite a feat of memory.
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