September 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I've been living in the countryside too long. Saw a news story about Manchester's gay village and thought 'I wonder if it has a post office' via Ping.fm
September 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I like to think that 'Most ridiculous-looking Popemobile' is an award the UN gives out, and nations compete for like crazy. via Ping.fm
September 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Anticipating a trend in meat fashion, the George Foreman Trouser Press was launched today. via Ping.fm
September 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I've been drooling over pictures of meat in a box. For the chest freezer. Why, what were you thinking? via Ping.fm
September 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I'll shut up about it now cos, quite clearly, were I to win I'd be absolutely bloody insufferable. via Ping.fm
September 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost In the (obviously unlikely) event that you wanted to vote for me on that thing, you need to go here: http://ping.fm/rsUQV via Ping.fm
September 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I don't believe that I deserve an award, but you probably don't have anyone better to vote for: http://ping.fm/vnto2 via Ping.fm
September 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost My quest for a breakfast cereal that I will eat has led me to choc chip mini weetabix - because, it turns out, I am actually 7 years old. via Ping.fm
September 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Apparently it's illegal to run a website offering sperm. There's a joke in there somewhere but I can't quite get a grip on it. via Ping.fm
September 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Our builders have consumed about a million cups of tea over the last couple of months and not once has any one of them gone to the loo. via Ping.fm