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September 14, 2010
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I've been living in the countryside too long. Saw a news story about Manchester's gay village and thought 'I wonder if it has a post office'
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September 14, 2010
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I like to think that 'Most ridiculous-looking Popemobile' is an award the UN gives out, and nations compete for like crazy.
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September 14, 2010
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Breaking news: Anticipating a trend in meat fashion, the George Foreman Trouser Press was launched today.
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September 13, 2010
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I've been drooling over pictures of meat in a box. For the chest freezer. Why, what were you thinking?
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September 13, 2010
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I'll shut up about it now cos, quite clearly, were I to win I'd be absolutely bloody insufferable.
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September 13, 2010
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In the (obviously unlikely) event that you wanted to vote for me on that thing, you need to go here: http://ping.fm/rsUQV
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September 13, 2010
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I don't believe that I deserve an award, but you probably don't have anyone better to vote for: http://ping.fm/vnto2
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September 13, 2010
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My quest for a breakfast cereal that I will eat has led me to choc chip mini weetabix - because, it turns out, I am actually 7 years old.
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September 13, 2010
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Apparently it's illegal to run a website offering sperm. There's a joke in there somewhere but I can't quite get a grip on it.
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September 13, 2010
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Our builders have consumed about a million cups of tea over the last couple of months and not once has any one of them gone to the loo.
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