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September 22, 2010
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Remembering something (highly libellous) once said to me by a Newcastle taxi driver about Titus Bramble, and chuckling.
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September 22, 2010
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I've given it a lot of thought, but I've decided that I won't be competing in the Commonwealth Games.
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September 22, 2010
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Somewhere out there is a person who thought 'Snatch' was a good name for a land rover. It's fun when Martha Kearney says it, though.
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September 22, 2010
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Glorious mornings like this make me wish I lived in a dinky little village in rural North Devon. Oh wait. I DO! Hahahahahaha.
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September 21, 2010
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Just watched The Searchers. Now walking around the house with a John Wayne swagger, if you can imagine that.
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September 21, 2010
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I might have a few glasses of wine. You should call me in a couple of hours. I'll either be very funny or very not.
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September 21, 2010
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Like Twitter, I am pleased to announce that I have patched a major security flaw. There was a gap in the chicken wire that Martha found.
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September 21, 2010
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People with offers of work are like buses. They've got rectangular back ends and are covered in advertising. No, wait, that's wrong.
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September 21, 2010
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Escaping chicken doing my head in. Am resisting the temptation to cut her feet off with the garden shears.
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September 21, 2010
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Breaking news: Hackers use 'thinkabout' HTML code to make you tweet just by thinking about Twitter. See? You just did it then.
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