September 22, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Remembering something (highly libellous) once said to me by a Newcastle taxi driver about Titus Bramble, and chuckling. via Ping.fm
September 22, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I've given it a lot of thought, but I've decided that I won't be competing in the Commonwealth Games. via Ping.fm
September 22, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Somewhere out there is a person who thought 'Snatch' was a good name for a land rover. It's fun when Martha Kearney says it, though. via Ping.fm
September 22, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Glorious mornings like this make me wish I lived in a dinky little village in rural North Devon. Oh wait. I DO! Hahahahahaha. via Ping.fm
September 21, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Just watched The Searchers. Now walking around the house with a John Wayne swagger, if you can imagine that. via Ping.fm
September 21, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I might have a few glasses of wine. You should call me in a couple of hours. I'll either be very funny or very not. via Ping.fm
September 21, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Like Twitter, I am pleased to announce that I have patched a major security flaw. There was a gap in the chicken wire that Martha found. via Ping.fm
September 21, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost People with offers of work are like buses. They've got rectangular back ends and are covered in advertising. No, wait, that's wrong. via Ping.fm
September 21, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Escaping chicken doing my head in. Am resisting the temptation to cut her feet off with the garden shears. via Ping.fm
September 21, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Hackers use 'thinkabout' HTML code to make you tweet just by thinking about Twitter. See? You just did it then. via Ping.fm