November 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Since they don't make tellies that aren't flat-screen any more, and 19" is pretty small for a TV, how is this "swanky"? http://ping.fm/qG13I via Ping.fm
November 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Dear Twitter people: An *actual* human rights story is now happening, so let's stop being fucking Spartacus for 5 minutes, can we? via Ping.fm
November 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost What I love about Twitter protests is that they involve ZERO EFFORT. Original claimants to be Spartacus at least went outside to do it. via Ping.fm
November 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Why is this man not being counter-sued for giving both his daughters the same name? http://ping.fm/KOAwZ via Ping.fm
November 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Why would a rubber non-slip bath mat be vanilla-scented? Whole bathroom smells of custard now. via Ping.fm
November 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Chinese leaders, grateful for lesson on democracy, offer to show Cameron how to deal with protesting students. via Ping.fm
November 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost This evening, I will show solidarity with the Millbank protestors by setting some logs on fire INSIDE MY OWN HOUSE. via Ping.fm
November 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Group of protestors now occupying Millbank Pizza Express demanding more action to save Venice. via Ping.fm
November 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Socialist Workers apparently becoming calmer after discovering that Millbank isn't actually a bank. via Ping.fm
November 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Protestors are on the roof of Millbank, a building that their comrades are trying to set on fire from below. #clever via Ping.fm