August 14, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost has seen Eva off to village bingo where, hopefully, she will win some meat. via Ping.fm
August 14, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost is searching Wikipedia because £1m is being offered for information on a jewellery heist. via Ping.fm
August 14, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost thinks the baby hedgehogs would do better not to squeal at the top of their lungs so that all the village cats can hear them. via Ping.fm
August 14, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost was excited about being re-tweeted a lot, until he saw that most re-tweeters were scantily-clad women who he suspects might be spammers. via Ping.fm
August 14, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Dear #FGW: if you announce that fares are going up but give no other info then you should expect lots of calls - no point getting impatient. via Ping.fm
August 14, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost is entirely fictitious and any resemblance to any real persons, living or dead, is just downright weird. via Ping.fm
August 13, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost is wondering what secular godparents would be called. via Ping.fm
August 13, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost If not wanting people to die purely because they cannot afford healthcare is 'Communist' then pass the vodka, comrade. #WeLovetheNHS. via Ping.fm
August 12, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost is pleased to report that his neighbours have, in fact, named their chicken Jalfrezi. Or, at least, are humouring me when I use that name. via Ping.fm
August 12, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost An NHS may not be right for the US but I know this: we pay less per capita for better healthcare, universally available. #WeLovetheNHS. via Ping.fm