December 12, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Tiger Woods injunction in fact prevents reporting of any golfer having sex, but only Woods is actually affected. via Ping.fm
December 12, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Blair admits that, after Iraq, Norway would've been next. "F*ck 'em," he reportedly told Bush. "Let's just enjoy ourselves." via Ping.fm
December 12, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost 'These vagabond shoes / Are melting away...' Wait, that can't be right. via Ping.fm
December 12, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost OK, @HelenQuigley was right: Firefox 3.5.5 is a buggy, unstable shower of shit. via Ping.fm
December 12, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost "Fancy me popping over to fertilise your pumpkins?" #farmvillechatuplines via Ping.fm
December 12, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost The irony, of course, is that most people take a career break in order to play *more* golf. via Ping.fm
December 11, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost is getting Christmas cards for the people who once lived here from friends who neither know they moved nor, apparently, that they divorced. via Ping.fm
December 11, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Has aubergines, mushrooms, peppers and a fennel bulb and feels there ought to be a way of combining them. via Ping.fm
December 10, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Tree has to settle before we can decorate it, of course. I hate delayed gratification. via Ping.fm
December 10, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost They didn't have a sequoia in B&Q so we got a fir tree like everyone else. A happy afternoon decorating it awaits. via Ping.fm