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December 12, 2009
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Breaking news: Tiger Woods injunction in fact prevents reporting of any golfer having sex, but only Woods is actually affected.
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December 12, 2009
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Breaking news: Blair admits that, after Iraq, Norway would've been next. "F*ck 'em," he reportedly told Bush. "Let's just enjoy ourselves."
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December 12, 2009
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'These vagabond shoes / Are melting away...' Wait, that can't be right.
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December 12, 2009
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OK, @HelenQuigley was right: Firefox 3.5.5 is a buggy, unstable shower of shit.
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December 12, 2009
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"Fancy me popping over to fertilise your pumpkins?" #farmvillechatuplines
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December 12, 2009
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The irony, of course, is that most people take a career break in order to play *more* golf.
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December 11, 2009
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is getting Christmas cards for the people who once lived here from friends who neither know they moved nor, apparently, that they divorced.
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December 11, 2009
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Has aubergines, mushrooms, peppers and a fennel bulb and feels there ought to be a way of combining them.
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December 10, 2009
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Tree has to settle before we can decorate it, of course. I hate delayed gratification.
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December 10, 2009
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They didn't have a sequoia in B&Q so we got a fir tree like everyone else. A happy afternoon decorating it awaits.
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