December 21, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: BBC recount reveals that Rage Against the Machine are, in fact, Sports Personality of the Year. via Ping.fm
December 21, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Eurotunnel bosses believed to be considering filling tunnel in and pretending it had never been there in the first place. via Ping.fm
December 21, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost hopes Ofcom can provide Q with a list of all viewers harmed or offended by its breach of COSTA, so it can apologise to them personally. via Ping.fm
December 21, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost has a cold. All commitments (including chicken feeding) are cancelled while I play the role of snivelling degenerate for a couple of days. via Ping.fm
December 21, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost will be braving dangerous icy roads today in order to acquire chicken feed. Hazardous business, this chicken-keeping lark. via Ping.fm
December 20, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost is in a really weird mood. Just ignore everything I post tonight, ok? via Ping.fm
December 20, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: In a victory against music establishment, 18-year old band signed to major label beats newcomer who won talent show. Yay. via Ping.fm
December 20, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Rage Against the Machine achieve mainstream acceptability, agree dates to play support for Cliff Richard tour in 2010. via Ping.fm
December 20, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Has a million things spinning around in his head. Or maybe it's just the one thing a million times. Either way, it's a bit much. via Ping.fm
December 20, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Now watching baby conduct prolonged experiment to see how much butter he can get in his eyes. via Ping.fm