January 5, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Media's appetite for shitty pics of dull streets under snow still not sated. "Feed us, feed us!" screams Mark Thompson. via Ping.fm
January 5, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Nick Clegg denies he is leader of the Liberal Democrats. "Pretty sure it's still John Cleese," he says. via Ping.fm
January 5, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: "I'm not a kingmaker," says Clegg. "Who are you?" says everyone else. via Ping.fm
January 5, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost What I have taken from this story is that Hillary Benn wants farmers to make their cows fart less. http://ping.fm/xdAJt via Ping.fm
January 5, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Expected the chickens to be frozen ready meals this morning but, no, they were fine. Local birdlife generally seems not to be frozen solid. via Ping.fm
January 5, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Iceland announces referendum on repaying UK Icesave investments; and another on changing name back to Bejam. via Ping.fm
January 5, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost has finished all the haggis, and now he feels sad. via Ping.fm
January 5, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Snowed in. At least, that's what I'd tell you if you asked me why I'm still in bed. via Ping.fm
January 4, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Secret Service admits that 3rd gatecrasher entered White House party; also that 'bring a bottle' rule not properly enforced. via Ping.fm