January 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost BBC Weather online utterly useless. Forecasting a low of -1 tonight, even as they report a current temp of -7. via Ping.fm
January 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Tory party admits airbrushing Cameron poster, concedes his head is not really eight feet high. via Ping.fm
January 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Man you've never heard of argues with ticket collector 15 months ago, brings down Tory party, UK constitution, monarchy etc. via Ping.fm
January 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost If you want to get rich quick, you could probably sell milk in Great Torrington for £5 per pint right now. via Ping.fm
January 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost You really shouldn't be out in these conditions if you can't lock your central differential. That's what Real Men do. #chelseatractor via Ping.fm
January 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: BBC to use money saved by Ross departure on acquiring own nuclear deterrent, and also on making a couple of programmes. via Ping.fm
January 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Going out on the roads today. If I don't return, know that you were in my heart. Not all of you, obviously. Some of you are pretty weird. via Ping.fm
January 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost has his fat balls out for the birds. (You know, those little balls of fat you hang on birdfeeders. What were *you* thinking?) via Ping.fm
January 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Jonathan Ross to step down rather than face secret ballot of backbenchers. via Ping.fm
January 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost BBC News headline: "Ministers lining up behind Brown." With daggers drawn, presumably. via Ping.fm