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January 7, 2010
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BBC Weather online utterly useless. Forecasting a low of -1 tonight, even as they report a current temp of -7.
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January 7, 2010
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Breaking news: Tory party admits airbrushing Cameron poster, concedes his head is not really eight feet high.
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January 7, 2010
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Breaking news: Man you've never heard of argues with ticket collector 15 months ago, brings down Tory party, UK constitution, monarchy etc.
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January 7, 2010
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If you want to get rich quick, you could probably sell milk in Great Torrington for £5 per pint right now.
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January 7, 2010
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You really shouldn't be out in these conditions if you can't lock your central differential. That's what Real Men do. #chelseatractor
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January 7, 2010
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Breaking news: BBC to use money saved by Ross departure on acquiring own nuclear deterrent, and also on making a couple of programmes.
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January 7, 2010
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Going out on the roads today. If I don't return, know that you were in my heart. Not all of you, obviously. Some of you are pretty weird.
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January 7, 2010
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has his fat balls out for the birds. (You know, those little balls of fat you hang on birdfeeders. What were *you* thinking?)
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January 7, 2010
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Breaking news: Jonathan Ross to step down rather than face secret ballot of backbenchers.
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January 6, 2010
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BBC News headline: "Ministers lining up behind Brown." With daggers drawn, presumably.
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