February 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Could do with this hotel room being a few degrees warmer cos I didn't bring thermal jammies. via Ping.fm
February 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost is wondering what he would do if he won £113 million on Friday. That's an awful lot of Ginsters Buffet Bars. via Ping.fm
February 9, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Only a BBC executive can spend less than £32 per head for dinner and still make it seem like poor value for money. http://ping.fm/V78Wk via Ping.fm
February 9, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Striking while the iron is hot is a waste of a hot iron. I did the ironing while the iron was hot. via Ping.fm
February 9, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Shuttle crew makes routine check of Endeavour for external damage, Toyota-made components, etc. via Ping.fm
February 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost If I think I'm going to get to sleep tonight, I must be dreaming. via Ping.fm
February 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Nissan announces major car recall. There's nothing wrong with them, they were just feeling left out. via Ping.fm
February 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Toyota recalls Prius after discovering that, no matter how green it is, it is actually shit to drive. via Ping.fm
February 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Had a nightmare last night about being attacked by a bear. Felt I should share this in case you thought all I dreamt of was chickens. via Ping.fm
February 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost understands it might be snowing in London this week, when I'm due to visit, to which all I can say is bollocksbollocksbollocks. via Ping.fm