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February 15, 2010
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Parenting joy: wondering, at what point in your shared bath, baby delivered the poo that you've just discovered.
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February 15, 2010
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Breaking news: Official government statistics show that normal teenagers are ten times as likely to be having sex as Tory teenagers.
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February 15, 2010
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Today is Presidents' Day when Americans remember that often neglected and under-appreciated section of their society.
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February 15, 2010
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Can't understand why any lottery winner would choose not to remain anonymous. Already found one of their friends on Facebook.
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February 14, 2010
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needs some new shirts and needs to stop pretending he is a medium when, in fact, he is a small. In shirt size, anyway.
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February 14, 2010
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Wake me when the curling starts.
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February 13, 2010
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Directions to a friend conclude with: "We live next to the house that looks like a mint Vienetta." Worrying.
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February 12, 2010
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There are a lot of eggs in the house.
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February 12, 2010
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People who think it's ok to carry on reading while walking down a crowded street or in a crowded Tube station: you're going on my list.
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February 12, 2010
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Breaking news: EU plan to support Greece revealed to be a 'get well soon' card and the number for Ocean Finance.
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