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March 12, 2010
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Breaking news: BA cabin crew strike to leave passengers ignorant of how to fasten seat belts and forced to bring own coffee, sandwiches.
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March 12, 2010
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Breaking news: In a victory for the forces of irony, judge finds that BNP membership rules unfairly discriminate against teachers.
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March 12, 2010
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Breaking news: US poll finds that 12% of Tea Party activists really just there for the tea.
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Breaking news: Original LibDem slogan: 'Are you thinking what we're thinking? Things can only get better' rejected as verbose and unoriginal
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reads the phrase "legitimate organisations which may promote racism" and wonders if we are sleepwalking into something bad. http://ping.fm/6YkZc
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March 12, 2010
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Would like to apologise if I have upset, offended or disappointed you in the last year. [Notes in diary to issue same message next year].
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March 11, 2010
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Is there a Twitter app that can tell me who just stopped following me about 15 minutes ago so I can, you know, hunt them down or something?
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Scientists have developed a brain scanner that can tell what you're thinking. I'll save them the bother: I'm thinking about sex (usually).
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March 11, 2010
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#ineversaidiwasaniceperson
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hopes baby wakes up so Mrs O wakes up so I can sneak into room where she's sleeping & retrieve Economist without being the one who woke her.
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