March 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: BA cabin crew strike to leave passengers ignorant of how to fasten seat belts and forced to bring own coffee, sandwiches. via Ping.fm
March 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: In a victory for the forces of irony, judge finds that BNP membership rules unfairly discriminate against teachers. via Ping.fm
March 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: US poll finds that 12% of Tea Party activists really just there for the tea. via Ping.fm
March 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Original LibDem slogan: 'Are you thinking what we're thinking? Things can only get better' rejected as verbose and unoriginal via Ping.fm
March 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost reads the phrase "legitimate organisations which may promote racism" and wonders if we are sleepwalking into something bad. http://ping.fm/6YkZc via Ping.fm
March 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Would like to apologise if I have upset, offended or disappointed you in the last year. [Notes in diary to issue same message next year]. via Ping.fm
March 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Is there a Twitter app that can tell me who just stopped following me about 15 minutes ago so I can, you know, hunt them down or something? via Ping.fm
March 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Scientists have developed a brain scanner that can tell what you're thinking. I'll save them the bother: I'm thinking about sex (usually). via Ping.fm
March 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost hopes baby wakes up so Mrs O wakes up so I can sneak into room where she's sleeping & retrieve Economist without being the one who woke her. via Ping.fm