March 15, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Sandwich lunch in the sunshine by Appledore Harbour, eavesdropping on fishermen. #mylifeisonelongholiday via Ping.fm
March 15, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Don't understand why everyone assumes Beckham will miss the World Cup. He's got a telly, hasn't he? via Ping.fm
March 15, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Tempted to offer compliance training to Bang Media, but I think I prefer it when they're non-compliant. via Ping.fm
March 15, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Is it wrong to fantasise about a woman whose voice is in an electronic baby toy? There's something about the way she says 'lets wiggle!' via Ping.fm
March 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Nick Clegg adds, "I am not the pheasant-plucker. However, I am the firestarter, twisted firestarter." [Bedtime for me, yes?] via Ping.fm
March 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Richard Neville, Earl of Warwick, tells Liberal Democrat conference: "I am not the kingmaker." Panto hilarity ensues. via Ping.fm
March 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Mumsnet decides political influence not enough; forms militia and secret police to enforce bedtimes; annexes Surrey. via Ping.fm
March 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Twitter broken. Earth still apparently rotating about its axis. Seems wrong. via Ping.fm
March 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Don't laugh, but I'm thinking of joining a gym. First question: is it pronounced 'gimm' or 'gime'? via Ping.fm
March 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Without wishing any offence, I do think the falafel-making civilisations of the world are missing out by not combining it with Baconnaise. via Ping.fm