December 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Quite drunk, making me liable to answer all questions very honestly and/or by use of Abba lyrics. via Ping.fm
December 9, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Clarence House confirms Charles & Camilla were unharmed by protestors, and only mildly traumatised by Royal Variety Show. via Ping.fm
December 9, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost BBC1 News leading with Charles & Camilla, opting for trivia over the actual news of the day. Bizarre editorial judgement. via Ping.fm
December 9, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Apparently, protesting students have occupied the Impressionists' Room in the National Gallery. I bet they're doing impressions. via Ping.fm
December 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Science news: Astronomers find remote planet made of diamond, possibly George Osborne's home planet. via Ping.fm
December 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Don't understand why we consider Wikileaks to have such authority when anyone can go in and edit it. #imayhavemisunderstood via Ping.fm
December 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Boy: "Tiger!" Me: "Lion." Boy: "RAAAARRRR!" #bestconversationever via Ping.fm
December 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Cold weather obviously getting to the chickens. I just got pecked on the hand. It hurts. via Ping.fm
December 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost On the @r4today programme tomorrow: finance minister Baroness Motherbunker. via Ping.fm
December 5, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I would apologise, a la Hucknall, to the women I've slept with, but only if I receive a valid complaint, investigated fully by a regulator. via Ping.fm