April 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Vets confirm Duchess of Cornwall broke leg, and have humanely put her to sleep. via Ping.fm
April 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Scifi film idea: #DEBill World, post-apocalyptic dystopian hell with troops on the streets and ritual beatings of people who say 'torrent'. via Ping.fm
April 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost On a beautiful, warm, sunny day like this, with the birds singing and the lambs bleating, I so wish I was back in London. #sarcasm via Ping.fm
April 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Michael Caine: one of many celebrities (across all parties) whose political views I couldn't give a toss about. via Ping.fm
April 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Gordon Brown issues "I will write books if I lose election" threat. Cameron counters with "I'll sing karaoke" ultimatum. via Ping.fm
April 8, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Mrs O very excited to hear that Paddy Pantsdown is in the area, and it looks like we're taking baby to see him this evening. via Ping.fm
April 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Why America remains the only superpower, the indispensable nation, beacon for all mankind: http://ping.fm/U0U8w via Ping.fm
April 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Idea for a reality TV show: Twitter Island. Contestants' only contact with world is spam about search engine optimisation, till they go mad. via Ping.fm
April 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Can't we just arrange for someone to pick a fight with John Prescott so we can vote and go home? #flawedunderstandingofbritishconstitution via Ping.fm
April 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Paddy Pantsdown is in Torrington tomorrow, which might be a bit fun. via Ping.fm