April 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Apparently, all three main parties are to launch their manifestos this week. Whether out to sea or into low-earth orbit is not made clear. via Ping.fm
April 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost When they came for the file-sharers, I didn't speak up cos I wasn't a file-sharer. They carried on with the file-sharers, so I had a bath. via Ping.fm
April 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost "I think that would look lovely on you... if you were auditioning for Blake's 7." #statementsthatareconsideredtactless via Ping.fm
April 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Chris Grayling and George Osborne announce they are to marry. Honeymoon will be self-catering. via Ping.fm
April 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Tories should stop boasting about how many very rich people with a profit-based vested interest support them on NI - not sure it helps them. via Ping.fm
April 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I have nothing new to say, but my last update had a typo and I won't be able to sleep knowing it's up there all night. via Ping.fm
April 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost made very nice duck soup (thought I say so myself). via Ping.fm
April 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost reads BBC reports of a Nick Clegg event in Gateshead where the signage says Newcastle. That should go down well. via Ping.fm
April 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost can't think of a single good reason why my being married should entitle me to a tax break that I wouldn't get if I weren't. via Ping.fm
April 9, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Now concerned my 2004 tweet, 'all human beings are total arseholes', might hamper my chances of being an MP one day. via Ping.fm