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April 12, 2010
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Apparently, all three main parties are to launch their manifestos this week. Whether out to sea or into low-earth orbit is not made clear.
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April 12, 2010
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When they came for the file-sharers, I didn't speak up cos I wasn't a file-sharer. They carried on with the file-sharers, so I had a bath.
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April 11, 2010
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"I think that would look lovely on you... if you were auditioning for Blake's 7." #statementsthatareconsideredtactless
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April 11, 2010
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Breaking news: Chris Grayling and George Osborne announce they are to marry. Honeymoon will be self-catering.
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April 11, 2010
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Tories should stop boasting about how many very rich people with a profit-based vested interest support them on NI - not sure it helps them.
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April 10, 2010
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I have nothing new to say, but my last update had a typo and I won't be able to sleep knowing it's up there all night.
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April 10, 2010
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made very nice duck soup (thought I say so myself).
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April 10, 2010
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reads BBC reports of a Nick Clegg event in Gateshead where the signage says Newcastle. That should go down well.
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April 10, 2010
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can't think of a single good reason why my being married should entitle me to a tax break that I wouldn't get if I weren't.
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April 9, 2010
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Now concerned my 2004 tweet, 'all human beings are total arseholes', might hamper my chances of being an MP one day.
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