April 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Tories want to empower me to set up a school and elect a chief constable. Thank goodness I'm a world-leading expert in education and crime. via Ping.fm
April 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Oi, Cameron, stop asking me to take part in government. I don't want to govern - that's what I elect other people for. via Ping.fm
April 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Cameron seeks to make real his 'invitation to join the government' by opening the post of Home Secretary to applications. via Ping.fm
April 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Tories ramming home 'small government' message by having nearly every sodding member of the Shadow Cabinet speak at manifesto launch. via Ping.fm
April 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Cats are unable to negotiate the baby gates and are Very Cross about it. via Ping.fm
April 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost House is now full of baby gates. It's oddly like living inside a ZX Spectrum game. via Ping.fm
April 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost has received his polling card - and, so far, not a single item of campaign literature. via Ping.fm
April 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Have now successfully downloaded Labour manifesto. Looking for the form to fill in to obtain my 'future fair'. via Ping.fm
April 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Unable to download Labour manifesto PDF. Adobe says, "This file is damaged and could not be repaired." via Ping.fm
April 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Labour manifesto available in handy, patronising cartoon form. Holy crap on a cracker. via Ping.fm