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April 13, 2010
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Tories want to empower me to set up a school and elect a chief constable. Thank goodness I'm a world-leading expert in education and crime.
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April 13, 2010
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Oi, Cameron, stop asking me to take part in government. I don't want to govern - that's what I elect other people for.
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April 13, 2010
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Breaking news: Cameron seeks to make real his 'invitation to join the government' by opening the post of Home Secretary to applications.
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April 13, 2010
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Tories ramming home 'small government' message by having nearly every sodding member of the Shadow Cabinet speak at manifesto launch.
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April 12, 2010
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Cats are unable to negotiate the baby gates and are Very Cross about it.
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April 12, 2010
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House is now full of baby gates. It's oddly like living inside a ZX Spectrum game.
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April 12, 2010
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has received his polling card - and, so far, not a single item of campaign literature.
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April 12, 2010
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Have now successfully downloaded Labour manifesto. Looking for the form to fill in to obtain my 'future fair'.
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April 12, 2010
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Unable to download Labour manifesto PDF. Adobe says, "This file is damaged and could not be repaired."
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April 12, 2010
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Labour manifesto available in handy, patronising cartoon form. Holy crap on a cracker.
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