April 15, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Hmmm. On my own in a hotel in the middle of nowhere, with no minibar. The word 'bollocks' does rather spring to mind. via Ping.fm
April 15, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Only emergency flights allowed to fly into the certain death of Icelandic ash cloud. There's a logic there that I've missed. via Ping.fm
April 15, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost If tonight's debate isn't entirely turned over to volcano containment then I know I speak for all of us when I say we will feel cheated. via Ping.fm
April 15, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost is in Wrexham. Hotel is surprisingly good, but I would have liked a minibar. via Ping.fm
April 15, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Turns out ash cloud is from Iceland the shop, not the country - it's mostly composed of degraded Mint Vienetta. via Ping.fm
April 15, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Can't see anything in the party manifestos about anti-volcano measures. When will politicians start to live in the real world? via Ping.fm
April 15, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Iceland issues statement to Britain apologising for the volcanic ash but saying, no, you can't have any bloody compensation. via Ping.fm
April 15, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost thanks everyone who sent birthday greetings yesterday. To the rest of you: I'm sure you meant to get around to it. via Ping.fm
April 15, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost will be in Wrexham tonight. I know. Somehow, you have to contain your envy. via Ping.fm
April 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost It was bound to happen: in response to the Tories' DIY government plan, I intend to set myself up as a broadcasting regulator. via Ping.fm