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April 15, 2010
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On the toilet in my hotel room are little bags that ask to be disposed of in the bins provided. I did, but it seemed like such a waste.
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April 15, 2010
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Breaking news: UK to retaliate against volcano eruption by invading Iceland, annexing it, changing its name back to Bejam.
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Gordon Brown grabs Cameron by the lapels and throws him to the ground, have a drink. #debatedrinkinggame
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They're discussing leader debate makeup on BBC News. If a leader appears with way too much mascara, have a drink. #debatedrinkinggame
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Any leader breaks down in tears, wets themselves or moves their bowels, open a bottle of champagne and order a pizza. #debatedrinkinggame
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Any leader calls another a "pillock", have a really big drink. #debatedrinkinggame
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Any leader says the words "fiscal", "deficit" or "volcano", have a drink. #debatedrinkinggame
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Audience break the rules by clapping or booing, have a drink. #debatedrinkinggame
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Seen a TV report where a local candidate, shouting at people with a loudhailer, wonders why no one will talk to him. Maybe the loudhailer?
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Man from the Met Office is on Channel 4 News right now. Waiting for him to predict a 'Summer of Ash'.
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