December 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Dear Alanis Morissette: If Julian Assange were granted bail but then was unable to post bail using his Mastercard, THAT would be ironic. via Ping.fm
December 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Somewhere out there an alien species is saying: "It's just another load of ones and zeroes. Why can't these people make decent radio?" via Ping.fm
December 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Christmas cards to people you've lost touch with says 'I still think of you'. It's what we had before we could poke each other on Facebook. via Ping.fm
December 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, as Macbeth might have said. In fact, he did say it. It was in a play, can't remember which one. via Ping.fm
December 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Looking forward to the moment tomorrow when boy first notices that there's a sodding great pine tree in the living room. via Ping.fm
December 13, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Theresa May rules out use of water cannon on students, arguing that a power shower and some soap should do the trick. via Ping.fm
December 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Dear people from Anonymous: If you get no Christmas presents this year, you will only have yourselves to blame. via Ping.fm
December 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost If you don't all stop narrating fecking X Factor, I'm going to live-tweet 'In Our Time' next week. #snobthreat via Ping.fm
December 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Being old fashioned and sending actual Christmas cards. If you don't get one, I have lost your address and/or forgotten who you are. via Ping.fm
December 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Boy *very* excited whenever we light up one of the woodburners. "BIRE!" he says, grinning and pointing. "BIRE!" #fatherofafuturepyromaniac via Ping.fm