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December 14, 2010
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Dear Alanis Morissette: If Julian Assange were granted bail but then was unable to post bail using his Mastercard, THAT would be ironic.
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December 14, 2010
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Somewhere out there an alien species is saying: "It's just another load of ones and zeroes. Why can't these people make decent radio?"
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December 14, 2010
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Christmas cards to people you've lost touch with says 'I still think of you'. It's what we had before we could poke each other on Facebook.
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December 14, 2010
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Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, as Macbeth might have said. In fact, he did say it. It was in a play, can't remember which one.
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December 13, 2010
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Looking forward to the moment tomorrow when boy first notices that there's a sodding great pine tree in the living room.
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December 13, 2010
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Breaking news: Theresa May rules out use of water cannon on students, arguing that a power shower and some soap should do the trick.
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December 12, 2010
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Dear people from Anonymous: If you get no Christmas presents this year, you will only have yourselves to blame.
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December 11, 2010
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If you don't all stop narrating fecking X Factor, I'm going to live-tweet 'In Our Time' next week. #snobthreat
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December 11, 2010
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Being old fashioned and sending actual Christmas cards. If you don't get one, I have lost your address and/or forgotten who you are.
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December 11, 2010
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Boy *very* excited whenever we light up one of the woodburners. "BIRE!" he says, grinning and pointing. "BIRE!" #fatherofafuturepyromaniac
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