April 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Turns out the Homebase centralised stock checking system is, sometimes, 100% wrong. That's computers for you. They'll never catch on. via Ping.fm
April 23, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Duke of Edinburgh injures ankle, will be put down in the morning. via Ping.fm
April 23, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Greece activates IMF and European loans by changing ATM card PIN and confirming mother's maiden name as 'Hera'. via Ping.fm
April 23, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Happy San Giorgio's Day! (Well, he was a Roman, after all). via Ping.fm
April 22, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Wales=4.7% of UK. In 2005, Plaid got 0.6% of UK vote (less than BNP or Greens). THAT'S why they're not in the UK #leadersdebate, thank God. via Ping.fm
April 21, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost #Leadersdebate advice to Clegg: try to avoid saying the words "look, the money was just *resting* in my account." That would be bad. via Ping.fm
April 21, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: British tourists' hell continues as they are picked up by HMS Albion and dumped in Portsmouth. via Ping.fm
April 21, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Iceland admits failure in attempt to cripple UK economy, agrees to cede to UK sovereignty, change its name back to Bejam. via Ping.fm