April 26, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Given Clegg's antipathy to Brown, should the slogan now be: 'Vote Clegg, Get Balls'? via Ping.fm
April 26, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I'm working on a range of cocktails for babies, with Calpol as the main ingredient. No. 1 - the Pina Calpolada. #badparent via Ping.fm
April 26, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Baby seems very pleased that he is producing enough snot to rub into his eyes when he has no access to butter. via Ping.fm
April 25, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Leaked Vatican memo suggests that, on next official visit, Ed Balls should be given hire car and mobile phone. via Ping.fm
April 25, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Future dilemma: let the chickens watch as we barbecue some chicken, or blindfold them somehow, to protect them from the horror? via Ping.fm
April 25, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Dilemma: clean the battered, wobbly old shitheap of a barbecue that we have already, or buy a new one? via Ping.fm
April 25, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost SNP got 1.5% of UK vote in 2005, nearly 200k fewer votes than UKIP; now hoping to sue for 'fair' representation in UK #leadersdebate. via Ping.fm
April 25, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I think more people would watch marathons if they made them shorter. via Ping.fm
April 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I'm thinking of applying to work in the Foreign Office. The entry requirements don't seem to be very demanding. via Ping.fm
April 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost is having steak but really wants curry. #nopleasingsomepeople via Ping.fm