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April 26, 2010
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Given Clegg's antipathy to Brown, should the slogan now be: 'Vote Clegg, Get Balls'?
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April 26, 2010
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I'm working on a range of cocktails for babies, with Calpol as the main ingredient. No. 1 - the Pina Calpolada. #badparent
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April 26, 2010
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Baby seems very pleased that he is producing enough snot to rub into his eyes when he has no access to butter.
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April 25, 2010
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Breaking news: Leaked Vatican memo suggests that, on next official visit, Ed Balls should be given hire car and mobile phone.
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April 25, 2010
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Future dilemma: let the chickens watch as we barbecue some chicken, or blindfold them somehow, to protect them from the horror?
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April 25, 2010
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Dilemma: clean the battered, wobbly old shitheap of a barbecue that we have already, or buy a new one?
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April 25, 2010
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SNP got 1.5% of UK vote in 2005, nearly 200k fewer votes than UKIP; now hoping to sue for 'fair' representation in UK #leadersdebate.
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April 25, 2010
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I think more people would watch marathons if they made them shorter.
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April 24, 2010
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I'm thinking of applying to work in the Foreign Office. The entry requirements don't seem to be very demanding.
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April 24, 2010
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is having steak but really wants curry. #nopleasingsomepeople
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