May 1, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Are you, or do you know, D P Owen, parent of H J and M S Owen? If so, your fuckwit bank (Santander) keeps sending me your statements. via Ping.fm
April 30, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: Linguists confirm that "where are these Eastern Europeans flocking from?" does sound EXACTLY like "expel foreign students". via Ping.fm
April 30, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Gordon Brown promises to "dig deeper". Sometimes, Gordon, you've got to stop digging. via Ping.fm
April 30, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Back from the East Midlands. I'm prepared to believe it's God's own country, as long as I can speculate on what He uses it for. via Ping.fm
April 29, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost May not have access to Twitter during tonight's #leadersdebate. Scared about the prospect of having to form my own opinion on it unaided. via Ping.fm
April 29, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Hmm. Appear to be entering the 'feeling really shitty' stage of yet another cold. Should make tomorrow morning fun for all concerned. via Ping.fm
April 29, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost We're all thinking it, but I'm going to say. For tonight's #leadersdebate to make any difference, someone's going to have to wet themselves. via Ping.fm
April 29, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Breaking news: BBC to test new technology for #leadersdebate by placing radio mic inside Gordon Brown's head. via Ping.fm
April 29, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Questioning the wisdom of my travel plans. Debate host city Birmingham this evening. Back to West Country, Friday pm before a bank holiday. via Ping.fm
April 28, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Dear Gordon Brown: the word you're looking for is "catastrofuck". Feel free to use it if you would find it comforting. via Ping.fm