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May 1, 2010
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Are you, or do you know, D P Owen, parent of H J and M S Owen? If so, your fuckwit bank (Santander) keeps sending me your statements.
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April 30, 2010
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Breaking news: Linguists confirm that "where are these Eastern Europeans flocking from?" does sound EXACTLY like "expel foreign students".
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April 30, 2010
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Gordon Brown promises to "dig deeper". Sometimes, Gordon, you've got to stop digging.
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April 30, 2010
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Back from the East Midlands. I'm prepared to believe it's God's own country, as long as I can speculate on what He uses it for.
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April 29, 2010
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May not have access to Twitter during tonight's #leadersdebate. Scared about the prospect of having to form my own opinion on it unaided.
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April 29, 2010
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Hmm. Appear to be entering the 'feeling really shitty' stage of yet another cold. Should make tomorrow morning fun for all concerned.
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April 29, 2010
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We're all thinking it, but I'm going to say. For tonight's #leadersdebate to make any difference, someone's going to have to wet themselves.
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April 29, 2010
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Breaking news: BBC to test new technology for #leadersdebate by placing radio mic inside Gordon Brown's head.
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April 29, 2010
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Questioning the wisdom of my travel plans. Debate host city Birmingham this evening. Back to West Country, Friday pm before a bank holiday.
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April 28, 2010
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Dear Gordon Brown: the word you're looking for is "catastrofuck". Feel free to use it if you would find it comforting.
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