May 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost OK, I can't handle the suspense any more. Time to open a bottle of something-or-other. via Ping.fm
May 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Wonders if anyone put money on the possibility that the top headline on election day would be about UKIP. via Ping.fm
May 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost On an unrelated topic, it looks like Dolley has sodding well gone broody again. #chickennews via Ping.fm
May 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Come on, 10pm. If I don't see an exit poll soon, I'm going to start drinking. via Ping.fm
May 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost How do you pronounce "Farage"? I say "Farridge" but "Farrarzh" sounds more continental and so might offend him more, which is better. via Ping.fm
May 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost My greatest election fear: Adam Boulton interviewing Eric Pickles in HD. If it were in 3D, I'd need a bigger living room. via Ping.fm
May 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Admittedly, he has as much chance of becoming an MP tomorrow as my chickens, but it irks me that he spent yesterday and today in Plymouth. via Ping.fm
May 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I don't care about 'constituency twinning' or whatever the tactic is - the Labour candidate here should be in this constituency today. via Ping.fm
May 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Contrary to earlier reports, the place where Plaid Cymru leader Ieuan Wyn Jones cast his vote is a Welsh town, not an Icelandic volcano. via Ping.fm
May 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I will be tweeting all night tonight. I will also be getting drunk. Expect increasing levels of abuse, typos; decreasing levels of humour. via Ping.fm